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But don't tell him I told you.

2
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You know, Rick, I don't give credit where it's due.
to 7-Eleven.

3
00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:25,984
Have you seen what they are like in Asia?
They look like small grocery stores.

4
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Morty! What did you say, friend?
Yes, the new pool is great.

5
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- Who are you messaging with?
- Nobody.

6
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- With no one?
- Yes, no one.

7
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Okay, you're fine.
Kind of strange answer.

8
00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,666
It's not strange. It's called privacy.

9
00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,751
Says the guy who puts up cameras
everywhere.

10
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Whatever. What are you building,
a damn freezer?

11
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Like.
It's a beer that cools itself.

12
00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,510
- Morty! Get off my phone!
- Why are you strange?

13
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- Who are you sending messages to?
- No one!

14
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Son of a... Come on!

15
00:00:58,684 --> 00:00:59,726
NEW MESSAGE
BAD MORTY

16
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- What the fuck?
- Everything is fine!

17
00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,606
- Everything's fine!
- Everything is fine!

18
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Are you messaging this guy?

19
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It's stupid, Morty.
Seriously, it's nothing.

20
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- Bad Morty is dangerous. And bad!
- Exactly.

21
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That's why sometimes
he threatens to erase our family.

22
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Unless it helps you
with some things.

23
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Do you work for this guy?

24
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It's like a "Q"
that forces me to do things.

25
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Do you know the “Q”, Morty? From Star Trek?

26
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Okay, so imagine a gay guy
cosmic, obsessed with chess...

27
00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,876
- Will you answer?
- Are you going to make this weird?

28
00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,004
- Can't I be worried?
- You seem crazy right now.

29
00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,297
I am? Shit.

30
00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,634
Then? Now you don't answer
my calls?

31
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Hello, Morty.

32
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Yes, the feeling is mutual.

33
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Rick, I'm not interrupting anything,
why not?

34
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I was filling you in on our...

35
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...parallel adventures.

36
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You two don't share
all as a couple?

37
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- You know I hate you, right?
- Yes. That's why I only send messages.

38
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Let's go.

39
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What the hell.
Morty, do you want to come this time?

40
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At your own risk, obviously.

41
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You know what else? Yes I will.

42
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- Morty!
- Cool.

43
00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,127
- I think we can beat him.
- "Us"?

44
00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,505
- Fuck you, I'm useful.
- Are they there with schemes?

45
00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:52,589
- Yes.
- No.

46
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Right. Morty, you haven't seen this yet.

47
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If something happens to me,

48
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I disappear, forever,
throughout infinity.

49
00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,561
Do they just stand there?
Always?

50
00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,438
They come from an ideal hostage size

51
00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,024
where everyone is super confident
and they never need to take a shit.

52
00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,442
But... Morty is missing.

53
00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,904
If he erases you, he erases himself.
Can we ship this?

54
00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,824
There's a guy eating the multiverse.

55
00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,909
There's always a guy
eating the multiverse.

56
00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:23,286
- His name is Frumbarrumpa.
- No, it's not.

57
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It is not.
It calls itself "The Collective".

58
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At some point,
will reach the Finite Central Curve

59
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and then we will have a problem.

60
00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:32,546
- More explanation than I expected.
- You do this to torture me.

61
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No portals.
If the thing absorbs our things

62
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and learn to make your own,
we are fucked. You drive.

63
00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:45,475
You guys often talk,
Or is it different because I'm here?

64
00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,893
- Morty...
- We usually talk.

65
00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,478
It's boring physics stuff, Morty.

66
00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:52,482
And you both defend
the Finite Central Curve together?

67
00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,526
Since when
Are you worried about something?

68
00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,486
I don't worry.
That's why I force it on him.

69
00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,821
I'm glad we arrived.

70
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You've seen us.

71
00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:28,852
- Put on the suit.
- What?

72
00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,645
It's galactic shit from the multiverse,

73
00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:33,023
I have to concentrate even more.
Put on the suit.

74
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- Make him wear the suit.
- Bad Morty doesn't need it.

75
00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,613
Morty, put on your suit or go home!

76
00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,657
He disappears, that's cool.

77
00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,576
What is that, nano-mesh?
How do you breathe?

78
00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,495
Recycles oxygen internally.

79
00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,663
- Can you pee in there?
- Yes, you can piss inside.

80
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I won't need it.

81
00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:06,431
The sample container is ready.
It must be absorption proof.

82
00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:09,309
- It's very small.
- Good. Well seen, Morty. Very useful.

83
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Load your shit tube.

84
00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,653
- All ready!
- Let's finish this.

85
00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:27,911
You are incredible
for trying this.

86
00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,789
It will be an honor to absorb you.

87
00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,335
Don't let him touch you!

88
00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,219
- Car, go away!
- I already anticipated it.

89
00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:58,316
You can't beat me.
You will be me!

90
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I am The Collective.

91
00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,315
Rick!

92
00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,574
Then?

93
00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,038
I already understood.

94
00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,093
Plant those loads.

95
00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:18,229
We have already absorbed countless
technologies, Rick Sanchez.

96
00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,856
One of them will be right up your alley.

97
00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,274
I'm glad you explained.

98
00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,526
The more you understand The Collective,

99
00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,863
the easier it will be
for The Collective to absorb you.

100
00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:27,948
Lucky me.

101
00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:38,208
This is me, but it's covering
something that is not me.

102
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We are The Collective.

103
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I am... The Collective.

104
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I didn't say
I didn't even think about those things.

105
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And I think my voice
it's not like that!

106
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What is this?

107
00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,769
They are definitely not
explosive charges.

108
00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:02,941
I think that's exactly what they are.
I will absorb them.

109
00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:08,446
- Shit.
- I am the thread of time,

110
00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,032
destined and perfected.

111
00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:14,327
And your time is up!

112
00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,839
What? I don't understand.

113
00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:29,968
I am The Collective. I absorb everything.

114
00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,804
Okay, and you just absorbed
a compression algorithm.

115
00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,765
- What?
- You will absorb yourself. Forever.

116
00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:43,481
Impossible! I am The Collective!

117
00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:48,653
No! I am Colet...

118
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You were caught.

119
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,578
Obviously, it wasn't my fault.
You fucked me good, Morty.

120
00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,122
"I'm sure they're not
explosive charges."

121
00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,708
It was stressful, okay?
That was... Wow!

122
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,753
Although getting caught was good.
I didn't care.

123
00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:05,962
I enjoyed talking to him.

124
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,339
Yes, much better
than the guy from last week.

125
00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:12,510
So you do things
like this together often?

126
00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,804
Only sometimes.

127
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,975
Shall we eat something?
Or are you crazy? Some waffles?

128
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,268
What? No!

129
00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,562
Rick, tell Morty
We're going to eat waffles.

130
00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:34,324
- Something to drink?
- One... actually, two shakes.

131
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,868
- Coffee with vodka.
- Amen.

132
00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,954
Did you have fun, Morty?
Today was really good.

133
00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,414
And you just got in the way a little.

134
00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,291
- I apologize.
- All good.

135
00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,418
Me and Rick
we simply have a rhythm.

136
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,212
It's a very shaky truce, Morty.

137
00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,214
We can betray each other
at any time.

138
00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,007
I understand why he
never told you.

139
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:55,011
I mean, if I call that guy,
This is just for grown-ups, you know?

140
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,179
Well, of course.

141
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,473
Don't let him irritate you,
Morty, this is ridiculous.

142
00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,893
It's almost always just levitating with power
and scream with your eyes shining.

143
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,520
Sometimes we do
a huge lightning bolt together.

144
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,604
What are you after all?

145
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,524
Creed! Can I go to the bathroom,
please?

146
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,526
I have to make space
for the waffles.

147
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,028
What do you think I am? Any villains?

148
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,531
You have... permission.

149
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,741
It's sentimental
when we got to know him better, right?

150
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,619
He even showed me things
about "Time Travel".

151
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,496
I'll stick these waffles in you
Up your ass, champ.

152
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,373
- Heavens!
- What the hell is your goal?

153
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,833
Will you replace me?

154
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,544
- I don't know exactly what you're talking about.
- Home wrecker.

155
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:31,881
See this? This confusion...
Whatever this is?

156
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,050
- It's weakness.
- He is going to screw it up.

157
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,678
You know what else?
Maybe your grandfather will steal from you.

158
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,889
But not because I love it.
Because you adore him.

159
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:40,974
Now here it is.

160
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,434
Two shakes
for both types of Morty,

161
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:47,188
he does what he wants
and the one who gives his grandfather blowjobs.

162
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,899
You know what else?
I'll drink both shakes.

163
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,443
I shit so much that I changed
my brain chemistry.

164
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,779
What are we going to do?
Have we ordered the waffles yet?

165
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,407
- Can we go?
- Morty, I took such a good shit.

166
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,117
Don't make him pull me
the leash again.

167
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,410
No, we can stop.

168
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,121
But this was great.
Thanks for coming, Morty.

169
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,874
Rick, we have to do this
after missions more often.

170
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:08,918
I pay for this.

171
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,754
And until next time, grandfather.

172
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,341
I blinked, maybe it wouldn't be noticed
because of the visor.

173
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,135
- It was noticed.
- Blackmailing idiot.

174
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,361
FILE NOT FOUND

175
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,244
TO CALL: RICK C-137
BLOCKED NUMBER

176
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,829
Son of a bitch!

177
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,918
We got him, Morty! We caught him!

178
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,294
I don't understand!

179
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,713
I put the plants
from that damn Omega device

180
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,256
in the Omega Device, Morty!

181
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,508
They were erased
of all possible realities!

182
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,928
- You mean...
- Yes, you possessive nerd.

183
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,305
We are free from that shit
once and for all!

184
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,600
Sweet happiness, I'm even forgetting
what we are talking about.

185
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:08,811
Good heavens, he brought you to arm himself.

186
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,063
He showed you his lair,

187
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,148
that arrogant little bastard!
Predictable fucker!

188
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,359
That's what happens
when you get used to winning, Morty!

189
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,985
You're starting to think you're the greatest, Morty!

190
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:25,370
He'll come after us, Morty.
He's coming and he's going to be mad!

191
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,665
It can no longer be subtle,
that presumptuous idiot!

192
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,131
He will want to kill me,
Morty.

193
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,675
That's why I built
this place, Morty.

194
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,843
This whole dimension
It's a bunker, Morty!

195
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:41,928
Damn...

196
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:45,265
We live in the bunker now, Morty!
We can stay here forever!

197
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,475
Bunker Dimension!

198
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,813
Bad Morty thinks he's my enemy.
Above all, he's a jerk.

199
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:52,897
But it is lethal.

200
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,733
Swallow this, it's armor
so they can withstand some blows.

201
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,902
But only some.
This doesn't fit my pockets.

202
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,655
- And Space Beth?
- She is sometimes mean to me.

203
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:04,617
- Is there an evil version of Morty?
- Yes Jerry, obviously. Atina.

204
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:07,161
He is cunning, he is evil,
He's a little piece of shit!

205
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,371
He thinks I don't know,

206
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,915
but your laser from Akira's hand
needs to recharge.

207
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,376
We have 20 seconds after it fires
to catch him.

208
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,004
If he corners you,
say something racist. Very racist.

209
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,714
- What?
- That's exactly the reaction.

210
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,632
The more racist it is,
the more time they gain.

211
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,301
Jerry, pretend you're scared shitless.

212
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,510
I'll see what I can do.

213
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,679
- So now we live here?
- On maximum alert.

214
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,807
But open your heart to joy
of the Bunker Dimension.

215
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,852
There is normal plumbing and friends
and neighbors have combat training.

216
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,186
Like here Bunker Gene.

217
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,356
Feel free, BG. Now, ballistics.

218
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,318
Bad Morty has
a force field, it's irritating.

219
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:42,030
Bunker Gene is this big
or do you think Rick brought it?

220
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,614
Looks like he was a Marine.

221
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:46,200
No whispers! It's like this
that turn against each other.

222
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,578
He might try this too,
classic bunker maneuver.

223
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,538
Let us boil here
until we go crazy.

224
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,499
We can't go crazy,
even if we live here forever.

225
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,084
More questions?

226
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,878
There are no more questions.

227
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,594
- Did you want me to be smarter?
- Morty, see if you have dignity.

228
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,138
I don't know, maybe it was
it's all an act.

229
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:11,976
But he is powerful, confident
and you guys really had chemistry.

230
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,603
I don't even know how to do it
chemistry homework.

231
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:17,482
Use a villain accessory, Morty.
Let's close this matter.

232
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,983
Bad Morty sucks.

233
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,777
- Do you swear?
- Interest.

234
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,697
- And are you sure you can't go in?
- It's unlikely.

235
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,784
Unless you master technology
of drilling dimensional infrastructure.

236
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,702
I don't know.
I don't follow these things.

237
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,376
I'm glad you don't like it
more of him than of me.

238
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,669
I think this might be worth it,
Morty.

239
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,171
- Shoot to kill.
- Understood.

240
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,939
Did it work, sir?

241
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,524
It worked.

242
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,120
Semper Fi!

243
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,039
He looks angry.

244
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:18,251
Do you like it, Morty? He built
a Bunker Dimension just for me.

245
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,711
I don't need to lie,
I built it for countless reasons.

246
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,005
- You're not special, friend.
- I don't need to be.

247
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,678
You'll see me kill him.

248
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,847
You seem so desperate
as Morty.

249
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,515
They really have a lot in common.

250
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,521
That's cool.
How many of these do you have left?

251
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,939
Like, two?

252
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,191
Are there two? Three?

253
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,149
What's going on?
Did I miss something?

254
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:09,153
Our nanobots are killing
the nanobots on the other!

255
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,325
Damn it!

256
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,543
Morty, no!

257
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,214
Kill him, Rick!

258
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,091
What the hell?
Why do you wait? Kill him!

259
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,884
- It's him! Strength!
- Damn, shoot!

260
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,053
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!

261
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,139
Are you really going to do this?
Are you going to try to make him shoot me?

262
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,307
Is that your trick?

263
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,227
Say your plan out loud
so he doesn't suspect you?

264
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,020
Shit.

265
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,448
Did we catch him?

266
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,787
I really hate you.

267
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:03,124
You don't hate anything. That's why
that you have to kill us now.

268
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,626
Because, for Rick,
making me jealous was fake.

269
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,336
But for you...

270
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,796
Yeah, run, bitch!

271
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,549
You hit your head against the wall
because you thought it was real.

272
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,676
- Damn, Morty!
- I saw what I saw, Rick.

273
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,720
He has a huge crush on you.

274
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,514
I would like to deny it, Morty,
but I'm pretty irresistible.

275
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:27,023
All good. Maybe it's us
who has to run, bitch.

276
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,401
What?

277
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,905
- Jerry!
- You're not helping, dad!

278
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,035
Twenty seconds, attack him!

279
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,622
Yes, you pile of shit
with a patch in the eye!

280
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,006
Did you like this one?

281
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,051
That time device
that you showed me? I also made one.

282
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,552
Just like the portal gun.

283
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,555
It always seemed strange to me
the Ricks don't travel through time.

284
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,266
I understand it's a mess,
but so are you.

285
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,311
Be that as it may,
Good thing I'm not Rick.

286
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,064
Hands up!

287
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,151
You are surrounded by a thousand years
in all directions, you freak!

288
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,307
Thanks for the tip. There are a lot of people
stopping time nowadays.

289
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,559
I'm just a concerned citizen,
sir agent.

290
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,812
It's social collapse, that's it!

291
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,690
They don't even stop anymore
to let the ambulances pass

292
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:54,193
Alright, get him out of here.
I want this kid prosecuted yesterday.

293
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,820
Wait!

294
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,448
What it was?

295
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,658
Shit!

296
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,453
You touch me with that hand again
and I cut you, friend!

297
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,081
You are nothing. You are less than nothing.

298
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,167
Morty is right.
You really have a crush on me.

299
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:13,254
- You needed the police to win.
- Punctuation.

300
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,925
- Sorry. Morty ruined everything.
- We were never together.

301
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:21,595
It must be.
Enjoy prison, bitch!

302
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,809
Season nine, baby.

303
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,896
There's just one more undefined number left.

304
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,065
Good thing we didn't have to
of being racist.

305
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,150
My God, yes.

306
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,861
- Did you think of anything?
- Don't pretend otherwise.

307
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,696
Let's all say them at the same time.

308
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,781
Three, two, one.

309
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,200
- Damn! Father!
- Jerry!

310
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:46,495
Damn. Bad Morty
out of the picture forever.

311
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,038
What are you going to do now, Rick?

312
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,542
We only have clear skies ahead.

313
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,837
- I need a vacation.
- Good.

314
00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,593
- But do you like me more than him?
- Don't be needy, Morty.

315
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,214
Why did you end up in the cellar, monkey?

316
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,423
Is that all?

317
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,675
They won't put me in stasis
forever,

318
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,094
or, I don't know, take away my conscience?

319
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,472
What? Man, this shit
It's supposed to be punitive.

320
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,058
What would be the harm in sleeping?

321
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,186
No, little man,
you will eat porridge on a tray.

322
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:55,481
With aggressive big guys
who will always be calling you Fish.

323
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,775
- Damn.
- Like, you can get muscular,

324
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,528
but even for that
you will have to work hard for the protein.

325
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:03,823
- You understand everything from prisons to jars.
- We had eternity to learn.

326
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:13,040
Translation: Pedro Ribeiro - Iyuno
Supervision: Ricardo Magalhães Francisco

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